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Pros and Cons of having a small penis

Pros

1. Less of a target for pain.
2. Hide erections easily.
3. Can cover self with one hand while in communal shower.
4. Does not get in the way when playing sports.
5. Less likely to get your penis out while drunk, and try and windmill it.

Cons

1. Friends mocking.
2. Girl mocking.
3. Can't play fun games such as 'Soggy biscuit'.
4. Can't get groped by a stranger on the bus etc. because she will gasp with shock/horror/disgust and announce to the other passengers; "Oh god, oh my god, ROFL LMAO this kid has a tiny, tiny, tiny penis, it's like a cunting peanut."

One more advantage I would say sir.